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Doggie Thoughts
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. - Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went. - Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -
Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself. - Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney
We
give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
In return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
made. - M. Acklam
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult. - Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -
Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein
Ever
consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from
a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow... They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. - Dave Miliman
If
you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark
Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, Wow, you're right! I never would've thought
of that!' - Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger
Caras
If
you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I
am. - Anonymous
The Dog Poem
When God had made the earth and sky,
The flowers and the trees.
He then made all the animals,
The fish, the birds and bees.
And when at last He'd finished,
Not one was quite the same.
He said, "I'll walk this world of mine,
And give each one a name."
And so He traveled far and wide
And everywhere He went,
A little creature followed Him
Until its strength was spent.
When all were named upon the earth
And in the sky and sea,
The little creature said, "Dear Lord,
There's not one left for me."
Kindly the Father said to him,
"I've left you to the end.
I've turned my own name back to front
And called you dog, my friend."
-Author Unknown-
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